The messenger bird shits on you as it passes by

In what has come as a great surprise to no one, Sexy Pizza has closed it’s doors forever. The employees were graciously notified second-hand from other employees in the most business-like manner of rumors. Employees were given up to an hours notice before their shift was supposed to start, that there would in fact be no more shifts, ever.

With the swiftness of a kitchen explosion, the entire staff now finds themselves back out in the cold relentless world of the job hunt.

One employee was quoted as saying “This sucks.” While another reminisced about the bonds she had formed with many of her coworkers who she will now probably hardly ever see again.

What will the future bring for the newly unemployed? That remains to be seen. We do, however, wish them the best of luck.

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