Comma Poem

I’ve been given a lot of shit for my use of commas over the years, so here is my response in the form of a poem.

 

I use commas where I would verbally pause

I don’t give a shit about your grammatical, clause

I own english just as much as the dictionary

At least I acknowledge that my rules are fictionary

So If you can depart from the elitist horse crap

Please join me in the real world where all the food’s at

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