I’ve been given a lot of shit for my use of commas over the years, so here is my response in the form of a poem.
I use commas where I would verbally pause
I don’t give a shit about your grammatical, clause
I own english just as much as the dictionary
At least I acknowledge that my rules are fictionary
So If you can depart from the elitist horse crap
Please join me in the real world where all the food’s at